Is This Porn? 5 Realities Inside A Strange New Art Form

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Is This Porn? 5 Realities Inside A Strange New Art Form
While browsing YouTube, you’ll occasionally run into a strangely popular video of a person, usually a young lady, doing nothing but making soft noises into a microphone. They might be whispering seemingly random conversations, quietly reading, crinkling paper and plastic, eating chips and other crunchy snacks, coloring, or otherwise making soft scratchy sounds. There are, […]

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5 Parts Of Small Town Life That We Swear To God Are Real

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5 Parts Of Small Town Life That We Swear To God Are Real
Last week I was on a pretty well-received double podcast, talking about what it’s like growing up in a small town. Like most small town stories, the longer we talked, the weirder it got … and even after the recording, I realized that these areas have a lot more strange traits that sound like the […]

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I Am Young And I Have Alzheimer’s: 6 Awful Realities

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I Am Young And I Have Alzheimer’s: 6 Awful Realities
Millions of Americans have Alzheimer’s. But if you’re really unlucky, it won’t even wait until you’re old — when forgetting your pants is a bit more socially acceptable — before it starts eroding your brain. Kevin Ducharme has seen his mother succumb to the disease, and now he’s learned that he has it himself. We’re […]

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4 Things You’d Never Guess About The Opposite Sex’s Crotch

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4 Things You’d Never Guess About The Opposite Sex’s Crotch
The world is a crazy mishmash of diversity. We have different faiths, different politics, and above all, different crotches. In general, we have two kinds of crotches, but those two kinds are mystifying and perplexing to the ones not wielding them. And you may not think so now. You may be thinking “Man, I have […]

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6 Ridiculous Excuses Game Designers Gave For Sexist Costumes

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6 Ridiculous Excuses Game Designers Gave For Sexist Costumes
Video games feature more scantily-clad women than a ladies’ gym changing room, and worse excuses than a cameraman hiding there in the corner. The average male hero’s costume could outfit an entire football team of female characters, and then the designers would replace the field with a mud-wrestling pit during a rainstorm and a particularly […]

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WTF Are These Paradise Papers Everybody Is So Obsessed With?

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WTF Are These Paradise Papers Everybody Is So Obsessed With?
In case you’ve been too busy not giving a shit about taxes—because honestly, who even understands how they work besides depriving me of my own money—allow us to explain the bombshell of shady dealings that recently leaked called the Bachelor in Paradise Papers. And as Chris Harrison will tell you, these papers are about to […]

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You Could Be Corinne Olympios’ Full-Time Assistant & Here’s How

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You Could Be Corinne Olympios’ Full-Time Assistant & Here’s How
Good news for those of you who are dissatisfied with your current employment: A job just opened up that will either be the best thing that ever happened to you, or a -On-Steroids-esque nightmare. Corinne Olympios is looking for an assistant. I’ll give you a second to take that in. Ms. Olympios (as I’m sure […]

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Southern Charm Recap: How Dumb Are These People?

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Southern Charm Recap: How Dumb Are These People?
And were back. I myself am fresh off of writing a rant about a fucking Oreo bagel, so apologies in advance if this is extra heated. Cameran informs us that she and Shep are officially working together, even though theyve been officially working together for like, the past 3 episodes. Thats all I care to […]

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5 Things Only Poor Teens Understand About Poverty

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5 Things Only Poor Teens Understand About Poverty
Unless you’ve lived through it, you can’t understand poverty. Not really. Mentally put yourself in their shoes all you want, but it’s nearly impossible to imagine anything beyond the very surface point of “I don’t have any money — I sure wish I did.” But the problems that poor people face are so much deeper […]

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7 Ways You Can Accidentally Become A Social Outcast

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7 Ways You Can Accidentally Become A Social Outcast
You know that phase you go through — the one where you want to just murder everybody, all of the time? Well, it came to my attention recently that not everyone goes through that phase, so let’s talk about it. I’m not saying I ever actually made plans to shoot up my high school, I’m […]

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Corinne’s Top 10 Moments On ‘The Bachelor’

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Corinne’s Top 10 Moments On ‘The Bachelor’
In a stream of glitter-laced tears, Corinne said goodbye to human Donald Duck, Nick Viall on this week’s episode of . We had some good ups and downs with our pal Corinne. We even discovered that she’s actually probably even a certified betch. In honor of Corinne escaping Nick’s evil grasp, we’ve listed her top […]

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Fetty Wap Made It Rain $2,700 At A New Jersey Mall

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Fetty Wap Made It Rain $2,700 At A New Jersey Mall
Wads of cash came raining down from a balcony at the Garden State Plaza mall over the weekend. The source? Fetty Wap, obvi. Got to see my daughter today , took her shoppin and I was so happy I threw 2k in the mall never no who needed it #Wap FettyWap1738 (@fettywap) November 22, 2015 […]

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5 Weird Realities Of Growing Up With ‘Illegal’ Parents

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5 Weird Realities Of Growing Up With ‘Illegal’ Parents
If you’ve been anywhere on the Internet in the last approximately forever, you might get the impression that a whole lot of people aren’t especially fond of undocumented immigrants. That rubs me the wrong way because while I am here legally, it’s only technically. DACA, which stands for Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals, is an […]

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The 6 Most WTF Military Weapons Anyone Was Ever Killed By

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The 6 Most WTF Military Weapons Anyone Was Ever Killed By
Sometimes, winning a war means being just a little crazier than the other guys. After all, you always want to preserve the element of surprise, and if the enemy is prepared for every non-stupid contingency, that means you have only one option left. And many times, the stupid option works. For evidence, just look at […]

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The Best Bachelorette Recap You’ll Ever Read: Week 5

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The Best Bachelorette Recap You’ll Ever Read: Week 5
Welcome to ArCHHentina, a city where JoJo cant think of a better place to fall in love, and of course where every American i.e. contestant thinks theyre fluent in Spanish. Me amo JoJo long time. Mas tequila por favor. But tbh, they say that every city is the best place to fall in love I […]

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