6 Realities Of Life As The Parent Of An Autistic Child

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6 Realities Of Life As The Parent Of An Autistic Child
If you’ve have a friend who obsesses over a hobby instead of spending time with people, odds are that someone in the vicinity has made the “autism” joke. Autism in popular culture has come to mean “smart, quirky, and possessing no people skills.” You know, like Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory. Hell, it barely […]

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5 Telltale Signs You Grew Up In Poverty

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5 Telltale Signs You Grew Up In Poverty
Hang around Cracked long enough, and you’ll see me talking about poverty. A lot. Like, an amount that could make people think I have an obsession. Like, “Randy Quaid screaming voodoo spells at turds” levels of crazy. But there’s a lot to say about the subject, because if you haven’t lived through it, it’s hard […]

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5 Ways Being In A Relationship Is Making You Uglier

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5 Ways Being In A Relationship Is Making You Uglier
You know when youre having a shit day and your boyfriend is just, like, there so you blame him for the reason that sweatpants are all that fits you right now? Well he may actually be responsible for that and all your other problems. Ugh as if I needed one more reason to say fuck […]

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How Blue Apron Literally Helped My Bestie Get a Real Boyfriend

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How Blue Apron Literally Helped My Bestie Get a Real Boyfriend
Lets be honest. Were all busy af, and sometimes, we get lazy and eat crap for dinner. We dont live in the 50s, and some of us dont have housekeepers to go food shopping and cook for us. Anyway, this isnt about me bitching; its about my girl, Jamiejay. So Jamie was dating a new […]

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An Italian Food Theme Park Is Coming To Italy & We’ve Already Packed Our Sweatpants

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An Italian Food Theme Park Is Coming To Italy & We’ve Already Packed Our Sweatpants
True to its weird processed meat name, Bologna is currently not exactly the betchiest place in Italy. Up until now, its kind of been Florences dumpy cousin who we GUESS is okay sometimes but still uses Livejournal and keeps sending us Candy Crush requests. But now its safe to say that Bologna will soon become […]

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Is This Porn? 5 Realities Inside A Strange New Art Form

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Is This Porn? 5 Realities Inside A Strange New Art Form
While browsing YouTube, you’ll occasionally run into a strangely popular video of a person, usually a young lady, doing nothing but making soft noises into a microphone. They might be whispering seemingly random conversations, quietly reading, crinkling paper and plastic, eating chips and other crunchy snacks, coloring, or otherwise making soft scratchy sounds. There are, […]

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6 Ridiculous Excuses Game Designers Gave For Sexist Costumes

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6 Ridiculous Excuses Game Designers Gave For Sexist Costumes
Video games feature more scantily-clad women than a ladies’ gym changing room, and worse excuses than a cameraman hiding there in the corner. The average male hero’s costume could outfit an entire football team of female characters, and then the designers would replace the field with a mud-wrestling pit during a rainstorm and a particularly […]

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The 6 Most WTF Military Weapons Anyone Was Ever Killed By

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The 6 Most WTF Military Weapons Anyone Was Ever Killed By
Sometimes, winning a war means being just a little crazier than the other guys. After all, you always want to preserve the element of surprise, and if the enemy is prepared for every non-stupid contingency, that means you have only one option left. And many times, the stupid option works. For evidence, just look at […]

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I Was A Cop In A Country With No Guns: 6 Startling Truths

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I Was A Cop In A Country With No Guns: 6 Startling Truths
Over the first eight months of 2015, American police killed 776 people, while British police killed exactly one. American police are eight times as likely to kill a citizen, and ten times as likely to die on the job, as their essentially unarmed British counterparts. We wanted to get an idea of just why this […]

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The Best ‘Bachelor’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Week 4

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The Best ‘Bachelor’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Week 4
I really wanted last nights episode of to be the one where Corinne like, finally explodes but it didnt happen so Im really sad right now. While she did do her normal shtick of sitting out of normal yet mandatory Bachelor group events like shoveling poopie, talking about her nannyRaquel, and threatening to beat the […]

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5 Things Only Poor Teens Understand About Poverty

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5 Things Only Poor Teens Understand About Poverty
Unless you’ve lived through it, you can’t understand poverty. Not really. Mentally put yourself in their shoes all you want, but it’s nearly impossible to imagine anything beyond the very surface point of “I don’t have any money — I sure wish I did.” But the problems that poor people face are so much deeper […]

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The Best ‘Bachelor’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Week 8

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The Best ‘Bachelor’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Week 8
Date With Raven In Hoxie Raven pulls up to her date on an ATV and their date in Hoxie begins! Raven: In Hoxie, whenever you have a meaningful conversation with someone you take them to this huge water plant and then you strangle them! Nick: It’s Ravens day to plan, and so far she’s shown […]

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The Best Bachelorette Recap You’ll Ever Read: Week 5

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The Best Bachelorette Recap You’ll Ever Read: Week 5
Welcome to ArCHHentina, a city where JoJo cant think of a better place to fall in love, and of course where every American i.e. contestant thinks theyre fluent in Spanish. Me amo JoJo long time. Mas tequila por favor. But tbh, they say that every city is the best place to fall in love I […]

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10 Things Fuckboys Say That Should Be An Immediate Red Flag

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10 Things Fuckboys Say That Should Be An Immediate Red Flag
You’re on a date with a bro you met online and three Moscow mules in, you’re actually hitting it off and considering making out with him if he leaves a decent tip. That is, until he fucks it up by saying something dumb like “Crazy girls are just more into me” that sets off the […]

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The Best One Piece Swimsuits For Girls With Big Boobs

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The Best One Piece Swimsuits For Girls With Big Boobs
Shopping for swimwear is pretty much the most miserable activity for everyone in the world besides maybe like, Chrissy Teigen, but it’s especially shitty for betches with big boobs. The one piece trend is basically fashions middle finger with a tacky acrylic nail to anyone with more than a C cup. Without exaggerating (which is […]

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